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Steelwork business in Atlanta ten hours a day he works so hard his colleagues call him “Heavy duty” he still do one's best for company That's Beerhog, Baby,the strongest man in town that's Beerhog, watch out if he's around. On Monday morning he's so tired On Thuesday his mind is up and down On Wednesday he has a smiling face on Thursday's the daily round that's Beerhog, Baby, the strongest man in town that's Beerhog, watch out if he's around. The eagle flyes on Friday's he set them free in Peters Bar then he starts to ramble like Barney Gamble after five Jug's he turned to Beerhog that's Beerhog, Baby, the strongest man in town that's Beerhog, watch out if he's around well that's Beerhog, Baby, the strongest man in town that's Beerhog, watch out if he's around.

Sitting in a Bar in my hometown Jack Daniels by my side tell him from my hard day's work and the troubles all about that's the same old story, same old procedure every week where we`re sitting in that lonesome place

my friend Jack D and me Take a look at Tiny Deini he's still fucking pissed talking shit to Beerhog about chances that he missed that's the same old story, same old procedure every week where we`re sitting in that lonesome place

my friend Jack D and me Down there at the table Miss Prudish looks so stern "honey don't be foolish, don't act like a Man"! that's the same old story, same old procedure every week where we`re sitting in that lonesome place

my friend Jack D and me I left the Prince of Darkness most times after dawn throw myself in bed feel like I would die that's the same old story, same old procedure every week where we`re sitting in that lonesome place,

Liquor for all Tequilla for Sheila Sherry for Jerry Korea for Andrea Baccardi for Hardy Martini for Martina Smirnoff for Geoff Cognac for Jack Slivovicz for Fritz Jug Beer for Beerhog Guinnes for Princess Bordeaux for Gordo Grappa for Grampa

the only thing  that matters Baby -  is  you

Oh, oh Baby I`m southbound  -  I`m flying to you

´cos I`m southbound  - I`m riding to you  - ´cos I`m southbound

there´s  nothing  I`d rather do

I`m driving in my Jag  –  the speed is set to maximum

The highway is my home right now – I`m flying like a bird

I leave behind the cities – I leave behind the mountains

I`m riding like a lunatic – there`s nothing on my mind but you

Oh, oh Baby I`m southbound  -  I`m flying to you

´cos I`m southbound  - I`m riding to you  - ´cos I`m southbound

there´s  nothing  I`d rather do.

Oh, oh Baby I`m southbound

Get pissed

Get more pissed

I really want to get pissed
I really want to get pissed
drink some whiskey beer and wine
really try blow up my mind
do you know what I have missed
I really want to get pissed

I really want to be free
I really want to be free
live in peace and harmony
with a sexbomb on my knee's
like an eagle soaring the sea
I really want to be free

I really want to be king
I really want to be king
ride my Harley everyday
don`t matter what the people say
smell like snaps and gasoline
I really want to be king

Down in Petersburg

Go down to Petersburg
go down to Petersburg
let's have some whiskey and beer
let's meet some friends in here
eat Steak.... drink alcohol......
 
In that dusty bar I stand
a bottle of whiskey in my hand
watch the chicks right behind
laughing with a friend of mine
eat steak.... drink alcohol........

Some glasses tequilla.... a barrel of beer....
I drink not alone.... well I drink it here 

way down in Petersburg
way down in Petersburg
way down in Petersburg
way down in Petersburg

Stagger out of Peters Bar
crawl uphill, fucking far
look in the mirror, what do I see
It's horrifying me
no steak.... no more alcohol.....

Iron horse

wake up in the morning, the sun's shining so bright
I grab my ancient helmet, and pull out my motorbike
when I start the engine, I hear that horny sound
the Neighborhood goes crazy, they start to cus and shout
Motorbike Riding ....... Motorbike Riding........
Motorbike Riding........ Motorbike Riding........
 
One hundred miles an hour, I hit the road real hard
the engine run's precisely, as fine as a Fairy's fart
my tooth just lost it's filling, my ass hurts like hell
I feel those good vibrations, from my ball's up to my skull
Motorbike Riding ....... Motorbike Riding........
Motorbike Riding........ Motorbike Riding........
 
Blanket on the handlebar, pillon rider jillaroo
that girly hangs around me, like crazy superglue
were riding to a party to have some sex and beer
hellraiser's, rockenroller's even doctor's you'll find here
Motorbike Riding ....... Motorbike Riding........
Motorbike Riding........ Motorbike Riding........

Out there by the station, I see genetic waste
I whished I had a pumpgun to clean that fucking place
gave them heelbackfire as loud as thunder's growl
these Scum they wave asunder, as drunken and as fowl
Motorbike Riding ....... Motorbike Riding........
Motorbike Riding........ Motorbike Riding........

Down south in the prairie where the weather is still fine I run a cattle station with some friends of mine if we are pissed and lonesome I tell you what we do we screw a four-legged-honey on Sunday's mostly two My Grandpa drunk some moonshine and finally lost his sight the horse out on the meadow was slain by lightning strike my dog was crunched by a train while sitting in my truck the TV's broke the well's run dry and I feel shot to shit My Sister fished with dynamite and blew herself away my brother was a peeping Tom the cops took him to jail the Stud was bitten by a snake and now he's weak as piss I dont know where it's coming from but I sure feel shot to shit

Hey Mr. Bartender, give me one last drink hey Mr. Bartender, give me one last drink before I walk my way, hey please man let me stay Mr. Bartender, give me one last drink Mr. Bartender, buy me one last drink Mr. Bartender, buy me one last drink Mr. Bartender if you please, I'm begging on my knees Mr. Bartender, buy me one last drink

Baby give me some Tube-snake-Boogie baby baby buy me some dope feed me when I'm hungry don't never ever turn up your nose when I talk you`re better quiet yeah that's it what I like best Let's work to get some money honey five hours of sleep are fairly best now don't forget to brew some coffee the toast - I like'em soft lay the paper right on the table yeah that's it what I like best Well I'm bad bad bad bad bad..... and it's bad boy's blues bad boy's blues well I'm bad so bad so bad...... it's bad boy's blues, it's bad boy's blues baby baby in Summer you cool me baby in Winter you keep me warm in Springtime you drive me crazy in Autumn I'm in your arms on X-Mas we hang out lazy yeah that's it what I like best

Go crazy, get mad feel lazy, don't be sad play the stranger, not the good guy have fun...... tonight Hang out in my hometown Bar smoking there a big cigar there's a Sheila sitting next to me like a fruit of a poisonous tree hope that everything goes right because I want to have fun tonight Go Crazy, get mad feel lazy, don't be sad play the stranger, not the good guy have fun...... tonight Woke up in the morning with some pain in my head drinking to much Whiskey made me feel so bad last night in the corner Bar I felt so good to made up with the Sheila I'll be out of the wood we had a big party feast away just right yeah we had fun last night